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Storm of Heresy is upon us
Sent: 2014.03.14 20:15
To: Silent Infinity,
Dear members of the Silent Infinity. May [triumphant] victory be yours.
As you all know by now Path of Destruction has declared a sinister war upon us. This war is now known as a Storm of Heresy.
Because of this dreadful sin, we need a defender. This champion shall be Nero Draconian, who is our capital fleet commander. He is now elevated to the rank of Avatar of War during the Storm of Heresy.
Enemy leader [is] infamous Fastkills, he is known scammer, corp thief and murderer. He is cruel in war and merciless in victory. He does not know however that victory will elude him. Storm of Heresy will be his greatest misdeed and glorious victory will be ours.
All corporations of the Silent Infinity are required to gather a defensive positions and stupid flying is forbidden. Especially those who are unfamiliar with wars shold stay behind our impenetrable borders.
May our Avatar of War defend us in all harm.
1. God exist.
2. He is at our side.
3. He wants us to win.
4. To go against the Patriarchate of Silent infinity is to go against God.
Your valiant Patriarch.